A few days ago, I logged into my Facebook account and discovered the following message:

"Jason Heath would like to be friends with you…"

Me….become friends with me?  I clicked the Jason Heath profile and, sure enough, it was another Jason Heath, only living in the U. K. instead of Chicago.

Then I noticed his recent updates:

Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.
Jason Heath is now friends with Jason Heath.

…and so on and so on.

What’s going on?  Is this the Twilight Zone?  I clicked some of the names.  Sure enough, they were all different Jason Heaths, all living in Great Britain, and all being rounded together by this particular Jason Heath.

After becoming his Facebook friend, I inquired about his project.  He messaged back, saying that he had found 75 Jason Heaths on Facebook thus far and was becoming friends with all of them.

I’d just like folks to know that we Jason Heaths have found each other, that we’re organized, and that we’re planning on taking over the world (or at least Great Britain).  Now I just need to work on my Cockney accent to allow for clear communication in our battle plans….

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