I love The Onion (America’s Finest News Source), and I love cats (as you can see from my dozens of blogged cat videos here), so how could I resist this story?  This was forwarded to my by my good friend Tim Pearson:

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

The Onion

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—”It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle,” said one U.N. investigator.

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