This is both hilarious and an all-too-true scenario for music teachers of all specialties. From the U.K. (I’m assuming, due to the discussion about pounds and biscuits), but it sure rings true here in the U.S. as well:
Bassist John Floeter pointed me toward this fun list. I’m also a conductor these days, so this hits closer to home than it did before! How to Cook a Conductor Ingredients: One large conductor, or two small assistant conductors 26 large cloves of garlic Crisco or...
We’ve been laughing at this one a lot at school recently. I’ve been considering teaching my bass students some moves like this:
He likes his eggs over easy: An oldie, but still great.
My good friend Aaron Burman sent me a link to a story covering some of the best “identity theft” stories. Ever hear about the fake Moscow Philharmonic? Learn more here.
